Jesus and the alien connection

I recently watched a show on the History Channel about possible alien visits to earth during ancient times. It covered many different theories and offered a huge amount of evidence, which supports the idea that biblical characters had, indeed, encountered intelligent life from beyond our solar system. This started me thinking about the beginning of religion and if, perhaps, the all-powerful God figure written about in the Bible, had extraterrestrial roots.




The program discussed the pyramids and the possibility that the awe-inspiring structures were designed to operate as some sort of power source, combining different elements to create hydrogen. This theory was the result of exhaustive examinations of the intricate tunnels found within the pyramids; tunnels with no apparent purpose to the average lay person.



I was absolutely captivated by the evidence presented. The wheels in my mind started turning and suddenly I was struck with a theory that defied everything I was ever raised to believe. Is it possible Jesus himself was the result of an extraterrestrial and human paring?



If you are a believer in alien encounters, like I am, then consider for a moment the possibility. In the show I watched, Ezekiel, the biblical character, was supposedly told by an all-knowing being ‘This is why I brought you here’. That might imply humans were transplanted onto this planet instead of originating here. Then I thought about the dinosaurs and how they supposedly ‘suddenly were extinct’ by some sort of large explosion. Perhaps an alien race eradicated the dinosaurs so they could implant humans here; humans who would build their pyramids and afford them a power source on earth.



This is where my theory now incorporates Jesus. When I think of Mary and her immaculate conception, it makes me wonder if some sort of advanced alien race didn’t impregnate her. Perhaps they intended for their race to be incorporated into the human race. What happened next? Jesus was born. A man believed to have powers unlike any other human. He could bring the dead back to life. He made food multiply. He was wise beyond his years. Perhaps Jesus was meant to reproduce. But what did we do? We killed him.



After his death, I think the aliens kept coming back to check on things and realized Jesus had not, in fact, reproduced, but had been destroyed. The aliens looked at the civilization that was now taking over the planet and probably thought ‘They’re fucked now’ and just kind of left. All the alien sightings since then are probably the aliens just doing fly-bys to estimate how long it will be until we destroy our planet.